there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”
omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me
NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.
I’M NOT EVEN AFFECTED BY THIS BUT I HAVE MADE SO MAY FRIENDS OVER THIS APO AND OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA THAT I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO AGAIN AND I’M SURE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AWSOME PEOPLE TO MEET S O YOU BET I’M REBLOGGING THIS
I just had a thought, does Mare struggle with static electricity? Is she looking fierce as hell but then all the sudden her hair is looking like a cactus? How much gel does she have to put on when she’s training to avoid becoming a fluffy poodle? I have questions. @vaveyard
This is a legitimate question. I am extremely curious about this. Does she also shock other people? Like if she rubs her feet on a carpet can she become like a living lightning rod that just zaps people without actually making lightning? Ya, know?
Honestly, how can anyone take her seriously? Just imagine 6ft+ silver soldiers finally coming head to head dwith the LIGHTNING GIRL THEY’VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT only to see a 5ft smth teenager with wayyyy too fluffy hair…..
You are not welcome in my home u may now see your way out goodbye
I was just minding my own business when you and your dates and maths and all that useless stuff that really creeps me out TBH decided to just waltz in here and ruin my day
