haiku-robot:

bad-and-boogaras:

1000fandoms:

anxietycosplay:

pr4isinqwifi:

sparklesandshinee:

bloqqingtbh:

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

IMPORTANT

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

please

Dude.
Please be careful ❤️

Sorry guys, this is really important and hits close to home for me.

sorry guys this is
really important and hits
close to home for me

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marxuderz:

ollivnders:

Headcanon that when Lily and James moved in together, every time one of them left the house for a mission at night or early in the morning he or she would write something a little post it note and stick in on the ceiling. It could be a doodle, a quote, a funny thought or joke, a dream, a saying, or a sweet note. And every morning, when the other person woke up, they would check to see that day’s note. The ceiling was absolutely COVERED in them. The notes built up over the years. Then, one gloomy day after the horror of Halloween, Remus was forced to come sort through his dead friends’ things. And when he saw the wall, he went through every single note, laughing and crying, always hoping there would be one more before he finished all of them. The very last one was dated October 30 and said, “Make this the best Halloween ever, yeah?”

Crying.

Okay Satan, you can log off for the day

sectum-draco:

dracostrashcany:

saixt-like:

harrypotternextgenerationfreak:

mylifeisleamichele:

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I? 

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

Well that escalated quickly…. <3

I WILL REBLOG THIS… ALWAYS

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The fact that potterhead-wannabes ignore this, amuses me.

Originally posted by ilatipositivi

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chidi-anagonye:

Me 2 chapters into reading a slowburn fic:

I laughed so hard I woke up my parents

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sendsumhelp:

onelovewonderwoman:

gipsterstuff:

thebobblehat:

floozys:

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

Oh my god I’ve only ever seen this in pictures, I love it!

this shit pisses me off so much (not the post, about the school shit). like, tf is the school board trying to say by banning short sleeves and shorts????? like, they say “it’s innapropriate and provokes innapropriate behaviour” and all that dumb ass fucking shit. wtf are they trying to do???? teach girls to cover up because guys can’t control their fucking hormonal ass urges????? tell girls they’re the ones being innapropriate when guys can’t handle themselves???? (i do not mean to actually offend anyone, i know not all guys are like that. that’s a stereotype, but i have come across a few that are very much like that tbh. we had cops show up once at our school for the exchange of younger girls’ nudes over a group chat, so…) it just fucking pisses me off. don’t teach girls to cover up, we’re allowed to wear whatever the fuck we want. if the fucking school boards going to teach us something, teach guys how fucking control themselves around girls who may look “provocative” (provocative my fucKING ASS).

honestly. if guys can wear whatever they want, why can’t we? i mean i got in trouble for my bra strap showing (first of all wtf do you expect i was wearing a semi-shear top) while a guy passes by me with a sexual shirt. he never got in trouble. i almost got detention. the system is so fucking broken, man.

This is so annoying. I am 14 years old and I was sent home from school because my knees were showing (in Greece we don’t have the “finger tip” rule thingy, girls are basically not allowed to wee anything that does not cover their knees) I AM 14! My knees should not be viewed as something that may provoke other 14 YEAR OLD TEENAGERS. But then you got a guy that was running around shirtless because his friends stole his shirt after swimming practice and nothing happened to him, but he’s a guy, so it’s fine right? (I’m not saying that I wanted the dude suspended or anything he’s my friend but it’s still unfair.)

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pumpkindobby:

jijarugen:

fnaf-thechoco:

pinkmanjesse:

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

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I have one question…

who the fuck named them fireworks and not banglights?