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thesilencedmasses: adminover20: radglawr: haedia: thewolfofnib...

Sat, 05 May 2018 16:00:18 -0400

adminover20:

radglawr:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS

OMG

THIS POST

IT’S FUCKING LEGENDARY

I’VE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

First five minutes of WAR STORM audio

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 16:46:30 -0400

queeniriscygnet:

maveyandcal:

clarafarleybarrow:

OMG

Keep reading

HOLD UP

I’M SCREAMING WTF

starlight-ltt: gilver-tblr: JUDGEMENT DAY If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame...

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 17:41:07 -0400

starlight-ltt:

gilver-tblr:

JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

I’M NOT EVEN AFFECTED BY THIS BUT I HAVE MADE SO MAY FRIENDS OVER THIS APO AND OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA THAT I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO AGAIN AND I’M SURE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AWSOME PEOPLE TO MEET S O YOU BET I’M REBLOGGING THIS

juhaku-inspired: I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the...

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 16:59:50 -0400

juhaku-inspired:

I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol

here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)

I just scored a 38,6 . Like, I knew I was antisocial but WOW…. that…. I really need friends don’t I?

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 16:45:36 -0400

peggyschuyler99:

thetrashyphangirl:

taehyungeyo:

glitterraccooncat:

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

<3

Hello friends

I’ve never reblogged faster in my life

If you scroll past this then you can happily rot in hell for all I care

saffyre-viral: sweetbonbonqueen: Reblog to have something good...

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 02:31:54 -0400

saffyre-viral:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Good grade? Class cancelled? Enough time to finish my homework??

lilyharvord: bearerofthelightmare: I just had a thought, does Mare struggle with static...

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:50:47 -0400

lilyharvord:

bearerofthelightmare:

I just had a thought, does Mare struggle with static electricity? Is she looking fierce as hell but then all the sudden her hair is looking like a cactus? How much gel does she have to put on when she’s training to avoid becoming a fluffy poodle? I have questions. @vaveyard

This is a legitimate question. I am extremely curious about this. Does she also shock other people? Like if she rubs her feet on a carpet can she become like a living lightning rod that just zaps people without actually making lightning? Ya, know?

Honestly, how can anyone take her seriously? Just imagine 6ft+ silver soldiers finally coming head to head dwith the LIGHTNING GIRL THEY’VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT only to see a 5ft smth teenager with wayyyy too fluffy hair…..

You guys think this is insta worthy?????? Like, idk I need...

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 05:05:16 -0400

You guys think this is insta worthy?????? Like, idk I need help….

heychessikuh: just-shower-thoughts: 2040 is as close as 1996 You are not welcome in my home u may...

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 08:27:39 -0500

heychessikuh:

just-shower-thoughts:

2040 is as close as 1996

You are not welcome in my home u may now see your way out goodbye

I was just minding my own business when you and your dates and maths and all that useless stuff that really creeps me out TBH decided to just waltz in here and ruin my day

redqueenaesthetic: Tbh, I hope Guy Fieri gets invited to the premiere of the Red Queen movie....

Fri, 02 Mar 2018 06:17:05 -0500

redqueenaesthetic:

Tbh, I hope Guy Fieri gets invited to the premiere of the Red Queen movie.

It’s @vaveyard we’re talking about here…. of course he’ll be invited!

holybooks: the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your...

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 14:37:40 -0500

holybooks:

the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen

Spotify, Tumblr, Domino’s pizza and Wattpad…..

marecalrandomstuff: syaumiindh: aestheticcorruption: Found...

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 22:13:08 -0500

marecalrandomstuff:

syaumiindh:

aestheticcorruption:

Found this in my mom’s drug cabinet.
stopped dead for a moment; just staring at it..
And then I realized it was morecal,, not marecal😂😂

It’s a typo whoah

^^ What typo?

Isn’t anybody going to talk about CALcium

multiphandom-unicorn: Reblog if Steve is your parent and deserves better than Nancy

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 16:17:10 -0500

multiphandom-unicorn:

Reblog if Steve is your parent and deserves better than Nancy

If anyone can give me an example of how to start a personal essay that talks about my background...

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 11:39:27 -0500

If anyone can give me an example of how to start a personal essay that talks about my background info and achievements that would be great thank you, asking for a friend here…

http://www.epicreads.com/blog/red-queen-quotes-real/

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:26:01 -0500

http://www.epicreads.com/blog/red-queen-quotes-real/:

marecalismylife:

Reblog with the number of right answers

Ohmahgahd

Ohmahgahdohmahgahd

IJUSTREALISEDSOMETHING

I just realized something.

What if

The note real ones

Are going to be featured in war storm

I mean…

Come on…

These can’t be simple coincidences…

Yup, we’re fucked

just-shower-thoughts: Puns on church signs are the ultimate Father joke Get. Out.

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:20:14 -0500

just-shower-thoughts:

Puns on church signs are the ultimate Father joke

Get. Out.

andreibolkonsky:pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in...

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:19:23 -0500

andreibolkonsky:

pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u

All of the above, and I’m a very proud Aquarius

Give me a fandom and I'll tell you which characters I would

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:18:00 -0500

itsleightaylor:

Push off a cliff

Frick frack

Marry

Set on fire

Wrap a blanket around

Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

teencherrybomb:I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re...

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:15:33 -0500

teencherrybomb:

I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

fallingevaks:reblog if you’ve cried over a fanfic before. trying to prove a point

Sun, 04 Feb 2018 04:13:29 -0500

fallingevaks:

reblog if you’ve cried over a fanfic before. trying to prove a point